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Men are Babies. Enough Said.
Forgive me for taking on such a clichéd topic as men and their threshold for “pain.” I know the fact that men are complete wusses when it comes to illness or discomfort of any kind is a softball...
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“Home Alone” for the Holidays.
Home alone with my child, that is. I have just been paroled from a 2 week stint at home with my daughter for the holidays and I gotta say… it sure does feel good to be on the outside again. Outside...
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Can I get an Amen?… People who don’t RSVP suck.
It has been awhile since I have written a “Can I get an Amen?” essay… but OMG… what is up with people who do not RSVP? I have had some recent incidences, but I have also had this problem my entire...
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No Judgment…
Fuck it… OK, a LOT of judgment. Before I had a child, I had many an idea on how best to raise children. Now, I never said anything to anyone’s face (I hope) but oh, I had some comments when they were...
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Do I look like a Granny to you?
Tomorrow, I turn 47 years old. I would be totally freaked out about that except for the fact that I have put that little piece of information in a file cabinet called “Not Happening.” And as the...
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Breast Feeding… FOREVER.
I knew before my child was born that I would breast feed. I did not even take the free formula home from the hospital. I took a breastfeeding class, read books, and watched an instructional video. I...
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Now, what did I come in here for?
Since I posted a story in December called “Getting Old, Going Blind”, there has been no slowdown in the dimming of my vision. I see less clearly every day, but now, a new fear has crept into my heart…...
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Thank You for Being a Friend
As many of you know, I declared jihad on Walmart on February 5th of this year. If you are not aware of the situation, read the posts “Walmart I hate you as I hate myself” and “Over the Wall.” I just...
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You Named Your Kid What?!?
Start a conversation anywhere with anyone about unusual names and it won’t be long before the famous twins of Urban Legend, Lemonjello and Orangejello, turn up. I first heard about the twins twenty...
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